Caterpillars Quarter

This is the Caterpillars quarter here at the farm. Since the start they've been everywhere. And they've learnt how to make spider web type robes, and are now seen hanging from tree branches. And since all the footpaths have tree branches above them...tsk tsk tsk.

Meanwhile, they seem to have fallen in love with me. I got on the bus the other day only to have the guy sitting in front of me give a very amused smile and tell me i've got a caterpillar on my shoulder. I got that off. But he was still smiling, "Another one on your head!"...and so on there were 5 more another ones! Amusement for the whole bus i tell you. Even the driver stopped the bus for me to get all of them off.

Two hours later i found one under my shirt!

And a week later...i.e. today...i just had a few more on me and had to go back of the class to get them off.

Fun isn't it. NO!

(tuning back to my lecture) Watch out for caterpillars ;)

General Tip

Not a good idea to cut your hair with a long blade scissor. Could possibly snip your ear ka end off :P

Secondly being a lahori in silicon valley i still LOVE food. Of course the best way to go is to take smallest bites possible. The fact is that there is only so much food that can be layered on the tongue to enjoy the taste ...thus one can enjoy more with smaller bites. And what a wonderful way to lose weight. Of course if you figure out how to do this one...do lemme know how!

Gotta rethink my life

I love the start of this preview of Pixar's new movie Ratatouille (Rat a too ee)

http://www.pixar.com/theater/trailers/rat/rat_t1_640.html

If only i could learn to rethink my life, or at least eating habits...if only!

This is a test

d(me)/dt

I turned twenty seven today. Yet I hardly feel any different from seventeen. Okay, i didn't have a license at seventeen so lets make it eighteen. Or maybe i do feel a little different. Strange...what i do feel is that if my d(me)/dt ( a great way to put it by Shams) was plotted then it would be nearly flat over the last few years.

Or maybe i'm wrong. In some ways i hope i'm wrong. I love the idea of continuous improvement in oneself. Challo, i'll be a better guy tomorrow :)

Good night for now!

OpenFloodGate.com

Check it out
Its a neat website
And especially if you like to blog various sorts of creative stuff
And if you do join it...do drop me an email

Missing in Action

Wow
I really haven't blogged in a loong time now, have i?

Here's an interesting little fact. Did you know that wikipedia is dominated by males! 80% contributions are by men. Perhaps its because mostly men are geeks and the data addition interface is rather intimidating for someone who doesn't know tags/coding languages etc.

I was shocked to learn the above. Its interesting, I believe they get a lot of readers because of the credibility that a very intelligent name fetches them - Encyclopedia = Wikipedia...gives it an immediate sense of authority, in my mind at least, which would not have been there had the name been something else say wikiInformation.

Furthermore, i learned about wikichix -- a website opened in reaction to the male domination of wikipedia. This i find really strange!!!

Khair i will learn more about this and report soon enough :)

Insomnia

Bhai log ko insomnia ho gaya hai. Could it be the two cups of ice coffee i had today. Is ice coffee stronger than normal coffee. I usually have two cafe au laits in a day. Aur aaj tu work out plus fat burn cycling bhe ki thi. Phir why?

Ooper say Mashallah say spring allergies ko bhi mujhai abhi yaad karna tha :(

Wow I think i had taken falling asleep for granted for quite some time now. Its 4am again. Which is appropriate for this blog...but i really want to sleep. What can one do to make oneself sleepy. I just ate bread and jam. I've tossed and turned around enough too. Even writing to this page isn't helping.

Sesame Street yaad aa raha hai. One sheep. (wait isn't sheep a plural) Two sheep. Or was it lambs? Three sheep. Wait where is the wolf disguised as sheep?

Hey maybe there is a reason that i am being kept awake. Divine Desire. Does anyone need my help. Well if you do...call me or msg me man...the night isn't getting any younger. And please whatever you do, Kindly do not wake me if i have slept.

The uses of water

Sting thinks he's cool with his song "English man in NY" crying about "i dont drink coffee i drink tea my dear." Well on that note i love tea too, and not the punch-free one we get here but thats another story.

"I'm a Lahori in California! I take it everywhere i go." And God forbids the need arises away from the home call center (if you know what this is a euphemism for! ) i get to spend $2 on my royal self. Which i did today.

Lovely isn't it. Crispy Nice Spring Clean feeling!

Google Smarts

-A large variety of Free Food
-An even larger variety of Free Drinks
-Games
-(Free !)Work
-Laundry
-Great Salary
-Brilliant Work Place
-Washrooms with heated (plus functions added) seats (Truly Amazing!)
-Art work
-Gym
-Sleeping Bean Bags
-Pick/Drop Service
-...okay what'd i miss? Please add to list

Heavy expenses!? Naah...Google is very very People Smart.

p.s. Today's D.Coke count = 4
Coffee = 2

A Philosophy of life

Life is just so easy if you take yourself as a fool and then say "okay now what :P"
(Anonymous)